"Hey remember that time you…"
Yes. I remember every embarrassing thing I have ever done and chances are it keeps me up at night
“hey im emotionally unstable and not good at texting do u wanna date me”
All these “cuddle and play video games” date ideas are weak. We’re playing mario kart double dash, cuddling is a distraction. Im here to win
Shoutout to the girls gettin chub rub but walking like your life isn’t falling apart because your inner thighs are on fire