I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

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"Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress."  - Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)

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Claude Monet, Storm at Belle-Isle


"the bible says adam and eve"

yeah ok because that went so well

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I can’t wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the god damn cursor out of the way

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today a customer asked me for a “medium whatever” and then got frustrated with me when i asked him what he meant

this is it 

this is the post that 100% accurately describes working with the public

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lets just take a look at this fucking little nerd

he wants to impress aria so much and she is just so important to him that he got a fucking limo for their very first date like this is a high school student which is the time in people’s lives when they have the fucking lowest standards when…


Lana Del Rey and Marina and The Diamonds Blog


How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

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there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

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